Who am I?

You are spoon guy. You should have planned ahead

buddy, or packed a bigger lunch.


which rejected character are you?
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That gorgeous triple axis!

I feel that my Valentine's Day has reached a simultaneous high and low when I'm sitting in the living room with my girls watching Plushenko glide across the ice with more womanly command that I could ever hope to have. Ouch. But really, you have to be really secure in your manhood to be an ice skater. Granted, it's super atheletic and some of those moves are damn impressive, but the costumes... and the hair... they look like women!

Today has been uneventful. Specifically, no one sent me flowers OR commented on my bombdiggity outfit. I mean, HELLO, I put on something other than jeans and a t-shirt, plucked my caveman eyebrows and put on make-up! Anyway, today was my first day as an unemployed (yes, I quit my job at the Sub to persue full-time diva-dom.) There was some cookie-baking and Costco-shopping but definitely no homework and I didn't even go to my one academic class of the day (AsAm Lit)!

And now, my belly full of the O.G. and C2, I will continue to wallow in self-pity while watching Just Like Heaven, Meemee passed out on the air mattress, Rebecca commenting on every other thing, and Debbie... doing Debbie things. The horror, the horror!!